Observations from Ohio

In Ohio chocolate glazed donuts are called “chocolate dipped”. I didn’t read this in “New Ohio Residence for Dummies”. Really I stumbled upon the information by accident. One of the fun things about moving to a new state is being introduced to a variety of unknown drive thru places. There was a consistent long line at every “Tim Horton” I drove past, so I figured they were either selling crack, or something yummy. Being adventurous, I got in line without knowing the menu offerings. I was pleasantly surprised to see this was a “Dunkin Donuts” kind of place. I placed my order for two chocolate glazed donuts and waited with anticipation for the bag of goodness to be handed through the window after I paid my $1.53. Imagine my shock when I looked in my bag and found two lumps that felt and looked like black coal with some type of glaze on top. The cashier, who happened to be missing essential front teeth, must have noticed my dismay and asked if something was wrong. After explaining my expectation, she smugly informed me that what I wanted was chocolate dipped. Now I know…and so do you.